Sacred Product - $ A Ride 12" EP (Quemada, 2015)
"Our man Lynton has being laying riff damage over Melbourne for years on a single minded mission to blunt the senses and kill the brain cells in bands like the sorely missed Satanic Rockers and current miscreants Assetstripper. All the while, our man has kept up his monumental solo project, Sacred Product.
And let me tell you, $ A Ride is the definitive Sacred Product record. Caustic observations that encapsulate the mundane struggle of the modern man from calling in sick to drunk driving your bicycle into a river. These are our anthems. Lynton played every damn thing on the record, drew the cover and sacrificed the all goats needed to birth this creature into the world. Go ahead, call in sick, pull the shades, revel in it." - Quemada
"Another snotty classic from Lynton Donovan. $ A Ride should make him a household name in certain rundown, roughshod areas. It should make him a lot of extra dough as well, but much like the devil-only-cares attitude he carries with each subsequent release as Sacred Product, Quemada matches it in kind with a delivery system that feels akin to walking down a maze of alleys to meet your man. That’s the meandering post-punk static at play once more with Donovan’s chapped upper lip delivery. $ A Ride turns the mundane of the everyday into futbol anthems, best sang piss drunk and at maximum lung capacity." - Tiny Mix Tapes